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View ArticleThe Martlet’s Survival Guide to UVic
Places to study on campus, ranked Being a new student at UVic introduces you to a flurry of new things, especially if you’re living on campus. There’s new people to meet, Vikes games to cheer at,...
View ArticleTongues of Fire still burning ten years later
On Sept. 29, 2005, four writers sat in a café in downtown Victoria, wondering if anyone would come to the Tongues of Fire spoken word night they had organized for National Liberate Your Voice Day. This...
View ArticleMe, Myself, and Mormon
“I’m sorry — do I know you from somewhere?” I asked. This young man had greeted me more enthusiastically and hurried over more quickly than I was comfortable with for someone I was pretty sure I didn’t...
View ArticleF*cking an introvert: 9 things you should know
Judging by the popularity of Mia Steinberg’s Feb. 6, 2014 article, “How to seduce an introvert,” there are plenty of you kinky, introvert-fetish mother-f*ckers out there looking to get jiggy wit’ some...
View ArticleMatt & Ben makes for ‘wicked smaht’ Vaudeville production
Confession time: I have never actually seen Good Will Hunting. But, now I can officially say I’ve seen a play full of jokes about it – and had so much fun I might be afraid to ever watch the movie in...
View Article4 things you actually want for Christmas
Look at your calendar. Now back to me. Now back at your calendar. Now back to me. What is that on your calendar? It looks like a Big Day known by capitalists as The Christmas. The Christmas is the...
View ArticleGhosts of Christmas Carols past: Belfry stages fresh take on Christmas classic
Sometimes I find that the older I get, the harder it is to feel festive at Christmas. Between exam season, financial stress, and family drama I can get to be a real Scrooge. So, I’ll admit I was...
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